Ruining the news since 1952
To run the world, it is first necessary to ruin the news, and possibly even The News . News Crap has a long and proud history of ruining everything, especially by running incompetent governments and hacking phones . We've been doing it since 1952, with a little help from the Playmander , plenty of propaganda and technical assistance through the Adelaide GPO . We specialise in ruining careers, ruining romances, spreading gossip and destroying democracies. Real news suppliers have a watchdog role . News Crap, instead, allows its tabloidian minions to hound the innocent, dismantle democracy, ridicule reasonableness, indoctrinate the gullible and prevent media diversity .