Paywall

If you want to pay for News Crap, how much are you willing and able to pay, and how?

Do you want voting shares or non-voting shares?

Do you want a useful subscription or a useless one?

Do you mainly want to gorge yourself on the gorgeous buffet at our next AGM?

Do you want endless food or endless news or endless sport?

Do you want to advertise with us?

Do you want to promote your business, your political party, your charity, or anything else in a relatively expensive way?

Do you want to offer an apparently special offer exclusively to our most generous patrons? 

Do you want to join our sales team on a commission-only basis?

Do you even want to become a sycophantic ranter with us on behalf of your wealthiest friends?

You will never be required to supply or pay for real journalism with us.  We stopped providing that sort of service long ago.

We keep the public ignorant about our most generous patrons.

If you wish to become one of those patrons, join the bidding here.

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