Bidding

Do you want to do our bidding or do you want us to do your bidding or do you want a more mutual type of arrangement?

How you answer that question will help us to understand your intentions.

 

Our bidding

If you want to do our bidding, what relevant experience have you already gained?

Do you want to do our bidding locally, nationally or internationally? 

And who has already been paying you to do our bidding, directly and indirectly?

 

Your bidding

If you want us to do your bidding, we charge substantial fees for that service.

Are you a billionaire?

 

Our patrons

If you are interested in becoming one of our most generous patrons, what do you wish to encourage for our mutual benefit, and how?

We auction patronage opportunities from time to time.  The bidding usually starts at around $12,000,000.00 (Australian dollars).

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