Fighting the IPCC science cult

Extreme weather events make great news coverage.

There are dramatic scenes to record and report.

There are ruined lives to ruin even further with media intrusions and other expressions of insensitivity.

We know tragedies sell in the same way celebrity gossip sells.

We know politics sells in the same way hypocrisy sells.

There are plenty petty hypocrisies to report upon while ignoring the biggest ones.

There is money to be made emotively in many ways.

There is little money to be made from reporting on science.  Our customers do not understand science.  If they did, they would stop buying crap.

Through our science skepticism policy, we treat science as a cult, a joke and as a criminal conspiracy.

We treat scientists and climate protestors as hypocrites.

We can make money from science by reporting on it either accurately or inaccurately.

We prefer to aim our inaccuracies at the opponents of our advertisers.

Responsible scientists usually happen to be opponents of our political agenda.

Our advertisers want us to continue helping to dupe their/our customers into buy crap.  That is why we supplying crap news to the gullible.

Whether the gullible experience climate disasters along the way is none of our business, until we can find a few advertisers willing to pay for our coverage of the disasters.

Science is dangerous when it prevents us from being profitable.

Science is dangerous when it critiques our private jets and mega yachts.

Science is dangerous when supported by leftist celebrities.

Treating scientists as the enemy is good for business.  It sets them up as baddies.

Frightened, scientifically-aware citizens are dangerous, leftist revolutionaries.  They threaten the lifestyles of the gullible and therefore threaten the profits of great business empires, like ours. 

Only leftist revolutionaries support the IPCC Science Cult.

That is why we are fighting against that cult in every way possible.  We are especially fighting against the politically evil children of irresponsibly aware parents.

We are not fighting against the pray-for-wealth cults.  Even so, we know that cult is duping the gullible into believing their excessive personal debts will disappear through pop music mega prayers on Sundays and popping in a mega donation every day to the prayer cult.

Nor are we fighting against any of the pray-for-rain cults or the pray-for-the-rain-to-stop cults or the pray-for-the-fires-to-go-away cults.

We believe in freedom of speech and freedom of prayer and freedom of the press to avoid reporting accurately on depressing scientific facts.

The IPCC Science Cult, like all Domesday cults, claims the apocalypse is upon us all.  Yet the victims of extreme weather events, and the people born in recent decades, are merely unlucky, in much the same way as the victims of various diseases, accidents and government policies.

The lucky inherit business empires from their fathers.  They have a talent for acquiring big loans from banks.  They also have the ability to employ greedy, aggressive lawyers to help with the takeover of competitors.

Obedient children of the rich will continue to inherit the Earth and ensconce themselves in luxury.

Climate scientists are losers, like the people they frighten.  We will prevail.

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